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KENMOW FRONTIER dejima SIPS
The Wedding Dresses thread.
groove destination
Fuck China!
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
ID test 3
Had a test ride on a superconduction electric car.
Fucking American!

i am a pen


1 :2008/05/07 〜 最終レス :2020/06/19
fack you

2 :
then.... i am a eraser

3 :
konbanha

4 :
me too

5 :
A

6 :
be toka

7 :
moikkai!

8 :
yes, i am.

9 :
is this a pen in your pants?

10 :
Yes,Pen is.

11 :
No. that is Tom

12 :
What, a horizontal board.

13 :
OH

14 :
I've always wanted to be a pen

15 :
Hanako: Is this a pen?
Miroshnichenkovic: No this is cap. Don't touch this.

16 :
This was a pen.

17 :
Do you know this joke?
In winter,I play wiener sports.I grab the stick and rub it again and again.Then white liquid spring.

18 :
what's this?

19 :
are

20 :
What is this BBS?

21 :
nice.bort

22 :
i'm a pen that is in my brain.

23 :
oh my got

24 :
Can i use Hiragana?

25 :
>>24
No thank you.

26 :
oh my dog!

27 :
ochinchin

28 :
No, it is tom.

29 :
Am I pen ?

30 :
I was a pen.

31 :
I did a pen.

32 :
I shall be a pen.

33 :
NOT ONLY US BUT ALSO YOU

34 :
Ramen Tsukemen I am SEMEN!!
YOU UNDERSTAN'?

35 :
DICK MY SUCK

36 :
test man come here

37 :
Yes,I pen.

38 :
Take back your penis

39 :
Jami

40 :
Shall we pen?

41 :
i am japenese

42 :
It is so right.

43 :
Himeyakani yami o nuu waga shirabe
Shizukesa wa hate mo nashi, koyoya kimi
Sasayaku konoma o moru tsukikage
Hitome mo todokaji tayutaiso
Kimi kikukya ne ni musebu yoru no tori
Waga mune no himegoto o so wa utaitsu
Naku ne ni kometsuya ai no nayami
Warinaki omoi no kano hitofushi
Fukaki omoi o ba kimi ya shiru
Waga kokoro sawageri
Materu ware ni idekoyo kimi

44 :
Gomeng-nasang,I am Zapanese.
Corea was zapanese mince for eat.

45 :
Pen test?

46 :
i am jam

47 :
Test a pen

48 :
give me back my pen

49 :
guess what?
yur just a pencil

50 :
Are you pen?
no, I am sam

51 :
I have very Nancy.

52 :
There were polish, trying change a burn-out light bulb.
You need a ladder to reach the bulb because it is on the ceiling.
Now, how many polish are needed to change the bulb?
Answer: Three.
There's one to hold the bulb on the top of the ladder and the other two to turn the ladder around.

53 :
So im in the shower and i start thinking that the shower might be a good place to lie down and shoot cum all over myself...
so im fapping for about 20 minutes and when i finally cum it shoots very powerfully into my eye and now it glomping hurts like crazy...how fail is this?
And has any other anon ever done something like this?

54 :
After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.
"Doctor," he said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."
"Nonsense," the doctor said.
"Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "We're pure Asian."
"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex?"
The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year.
We only made love once or twice a month."
"There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust."

55 :
Your baby loves you, yes, but it will scream relentlessly and mercilessly for whatever it needs, without enlightening you to what that is, and whatever your mental state happens to be.
It does definitely know or care if you are hungry, tired, sick or desperate for the loo.
It is impervious to reason or pleading, it knows no mercy or patience.
It will look at you with eyes full of adoration - and will fly into a hysterical frenzy of rage and terror when you leave the room for 30 seconds.
And when it has a chest infection and is put on antibiotics which give it diarrhea, and you are changing the ninth nappy of the day, with every cough it will violently squirt liquid sh-it out at jet propelled force, all over your jeans.

56 :
my name is pen!

57 :
Oh,really?!
My name Pen,too.

58 :

"A teacher has been found guilty of dangerous driving after being stopped by police for having 13 people travelling in his Volvo car."
"an adult male and a boy were sitting in the passenger seat.
In the back there were two women with infants on their laps, the other six passengers, all young children were either sitting or standing in the centre section of the back seat.
None of the passengers was wearing a seatbelt."
"The defendant denied his action was dangerous saying he had been driving sensibly at no more than 20 mph."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/7471102.stm

59 :

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2194359/A-quarter-of-adults-to-face-%27anti-paedophile%27-tests.html
The launch of a new Government agency will see 11.3million people vetted for any criminal past before they are approved to have contact with children aged under 16.
But the increase in child protection measures is so great it is "poisoning" relationships between the generations, according to respected sociologist Professor Frank Furedi.
In a report for think tank Civitas, he said the use of criminal records bureau checks to ensure the safety of children and vulnerable adults has created an atmosphere of suspicion.
As a result ordinary parents - many of whom are volunteers at sports and social clubs - now find themselves regarded "potential child abusers".

60 :
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61 :
Penis ochinchin

62 :
>>57
My name IS Pen, too.

63 :
>>62
I knew a guy whose name was Pen, once...
Tell me, what's the general area you live in?

64 :
>>63
New Jersey.
My name isn't actually Pen, I was just correcting him...

65 :
Good, gooder.... Goodest name!

66 :
>>1
you are kasima antlers boy?!
get out penis boys!!!!!!!!!

67 :
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68 :
I was robbed by two men

69 :
Hello,I am Nancy Brown.

70 :
If I get over 740score on(at?/of?) TOEIC,
My company give me some cash,
So I want to study English here....
Please TENSAKU.

71 :
>>70
If I score higher than 740 on the TOEIC, my company will give me some cash.
I want to study English here. (you might want to replace here with the place)

72 :
>>71
Very Thanks.
Now I am studying English only nintendoDS "EIGODUKE". w


73 :
>>72
You're welcome.
Thank you very much.
Now I am studying English on Eigoduke for the Nintendo DS. lol

74 :
penis

75 :
AKTJD

76 :
ERROR: shin tatekono host dewa, shibara thread ga tate raremasen
matano kikai ni douzo.
What does this mean?
Sorry if my spacing is faulty.

77 :
>>76
Are you trying to post a new thread? I get an error message when I try to post new threads. So damn annoying.

78 :
>>77
Yes, I'm trying to post a new thread; what does that error message mean?

79 :
>>78
I don't know. I'd like to know the answer, too.

80 :
>>78
2ch prevent a mass thread post by the same person.
Therefore a thread post is not possible with the same host in succession.
Please try it after the days passed for a while.

81 :
>>80
This is strange.
The last time I made a thread was a month ago.
Or, does the "timer" restart with each attempt...?

82 :
two fucker or die!!!!!!!!!!

83 :
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84 :
http://www4.himitsukichi.info/up/selfmade/1212678625/1216820847.gif


85 :
>>82
CUNT !

86 :
You should really take it to babelfish. It means that one of your lines is too long. Solution? Add line breaks.

87 :
i am a penis.
ole wa chinko da.

88 :
Yes its not so very old name.
everyone known

89 :
>>84
FOREVER HAPPY STRONG THIGH

90 :
Doesn't the browser already wrap text for me?


91 :
mou... nani kono sure

92 :
>>91 is unko

93 :
This is a pen.
And U.S.A
and dejima.
and ....

FACK YOU

94 :
majidejima majidejima

95 :
fucktoy

96 :
I am FACKYOU

97 :
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98 :
('A')

99 :
fuck this and fuck that,
fuck it all and fuck the fucking brat.

100 :
I am 2ch

101 :
She was pen

102 :
i am bed

103 :
>102
you are not a bed

104 :
>>27
what mean?
Is this Japanese or something to be animation?

105 :
>>104
polite language of the penis

106 :
>>1
oh... Miss spell
"fuck you"

107 :
am

108 :
am

109 :
oh...good!good!

110 :
Pens suck.
Pencils are better.

111 :
Is this pen ?

No this is Tom

112 :
>>111
Tom is a pen?

113 :
>>1
OH! YAEH
I WAS A PEN AND I WILL
ALSO PEN AND I WOULD
LIKE TO SAY FUCKING YOU

114 :
>>113
Fascinating

115 :
I can speak engrish.

116 :
Hello!
My name is Penis.
Call me Pen.

117 :
I think that English education in Japan is FUCKIN CRAZY!!

118 :
She said Tom is not pen.

119 :
My mother is a dog.

120 :
am it an pen.

121 :
>>117
Fack You! Japanese education for the English language is not crazy.

122 :
Yeah, Fuck Racists!

123 :
>>121
>>English language education in Japan is not crazy.

124 :
English Japan not language education crazy in is.

125 :
>>117
Am you NOVA's teacher?

126 :
wow

127 :
I wanna be a pen

128 :
I want to fly in the sky freely if I become the pen

129 :
nihongo ha uketuketenai tte??
atama okasiinjananino??

130 :
No more fucking talking!

131 :
>>131
I'm not talking. But I AM typing! HAHAHAHAA!

132 :
moriwaki kenji

133 :
I don't want to do such a trivial task. I'm not just fucking around here. Do you know what I'm saying?

134 :
Telegram No.5563
Give good tidings to my bondmen who hear advice and follow the best thereof.
Chapter18 paragraph 9-1
Integer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1NR2K-gazo
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50273 86606 21420 90714
32323 43208 10010 39279
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91475 74137 04408 96821
31507 65000 27458 04840
02222 48603 54032 77174
84506 04149 90110 23367
50252 41308 20669 02015
966 966 123456789 0
Thanks,Nancy.
05/APR/2009 UN


135 :
nanndakokoha

136 :
Oshiri penpen

137 :
I am a pin.

138 :
po

139 :
once tom was a pen but now he is a tree.
he will be a seed and be buried in the ground.

140 :
yes i was gay.

141 :
Mr.Smith,isn't it?

142 :
Oh sadaharu

143 :
Hey ,sergei! are you look?

144 :
I am a pan
YES WE CAN'T

145 :
Fack the pen.

146 :
I was pen,now I am pen

147 :
Don't think.
Feel and you'll be pen.

148 :
so,we are pen,we are the one

149 :
I'm unhappy.

150 :
I'm unhappy because really ugly.
I don't have any job.
I want to be an ordinary person.

151 :
My parents didn't love me when I was childhood.
They always said to me "you are ugly, really miserable face."
Now we aren't living together.

Then I became to adulthood.
I worked for only living like face away from the world.
I was teased anywhere. I was only a faggot anywhere.

I want to change my life.
I decided to take plastic surgery...

to be continued...

152 :
ooh,don't be never discouraged

153 :
Jizus knows our every weakness
>>151
take your sorrow to Load in prayer

154 :

I am a penis

155 :
All I can think is pen.

156 :
Let's go crazy.

157 :
hakuso chinko wo warau

158 :
age

159 :
money talki

160 :
I am a m a am.. t ta tanasinn...

161 :
needless field eloquence graphics fruit
http://yutori7.2ch.sc/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1249718104/

162 :
all need is pen

163 :
Really I am a pan. I am a really pen...
Because I took plastic surgery just now.
I am aaaaaaaa ppppeeeee.....n....

164 :
pe pe pen pen

165 :
I was a pen.

166 :
Yes, we pen!.

167 :
warota

168 :
consumption tax 10%
http://namidame.2ch.sc/test/read.cgi/ftax/1196441151/

169 :
I am the bone of my Pen.

170 :
Great!
Here's not allowed to write in Japanese!

171 :
>>170
Because you can't write Japanese well. nut

172 :
w

173 :
chaos

174 :
I am a PEN.IS this true?

175 :
>>174
No
your tyousennjin

176 :
Are there some Koreans here?

177 :
You are a pen.

178 :
A pen is me.

179 :
me is you is pen.

180 :
How are pen?

181 :
needless need am pen

182 :
All people need a pen for studying more.

183 :
Let's pen.

184 :
Is the Communist Party for losers?
All people like a pen are loser.
So you must back up to the Communist Party. right?

185 :
Shall we pen?

186 :
NO.

187 :
I'm really afraid of outside my room.
Because I am a pen.
But the time to must leave here is coming.
It scary.

188 :
scary scary scary

189 :
Let's party!

190 :
>>189
I can not go to the party.
No one invite me.
If I have a party, it will be an alone (only me) party.

191 :
OMG!
I didn't get winning a prize of the comic competition today.
I tried this competition three times.
unhappy now...

But I'm going to try again!

192 :
I'm very pen.

193 :
>>192
Most people are pen.
Forgive and forget.

194 :
How's it going?
I had go out to outside of my room just now.
I want to the supermarket to buy some foods.
But I could not go in the supermarket.
Why?
Because I am a pen...
not normal...
Maybe everyone will doubt me as a thief.


195 :
I am the pen.

196 :
>>195
No the pen is me!!
Let's Party!!!!!!!!!!!

197 :
pen

198 :
Parfekt!

199 :
>>198
Did you want to write "Perfect"?
You should study to spell English more.

200 :
We pens have nowhere to go.
Even a child can understand it.

201 :
Pen is pen

202 :
Fack the pen.

203 :
I don't like fuck'in this world.
Because I am a pen.

204 :
You guys are very pen.

205 :
Pens always feel lonely, don't you?

206 :
I am pens.

207 :
I am penis.

208 :
fight!

209 :
test

210 :
I'm coffee.

211 :
aaaaoooiii

212 :
this is bob.
are you bob's sister?

213 :
Suppose my lover Japanease woman Hakkina's (her weight 45kg)groin and a barrel which is bandled 50 American women's (thier each weight 70kg)groins are pulled each other to compere thier strength.
which groin do you think win?

214 :
omankohazukashiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

215 :
uholtu!

216 :
Greetings from Argentina, 2chan'ers.

Is dejima 2ch's wasteland?

217 :
as

218 :
It is automatic.

219 :
Yes I am.

220 :
>>218
kuso warota wwww

221 :
manko kayui

222 :
>>221
Shall I scratch your manco?

223 :
fuck my penis

224 :
bald,die.

225 :
test

226 :
akasakasakasu

227 :
I'm crazy

228 :
test2

229 :
tes

230 :
test

231 :
pen is.....penis
assassin.....ass ass in
very cool

232 :
uzeeeeeeyo!

233 :
I am a sandwich

234 :
I am a toilet

235 :
Pen is stronger than Ken.
But, who is Ken?

236 :
Unko is Korean food.

237 :
map of penis size in world:
http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

238 :
uioiuoiuoiu

239 :
ballpen kashite kudasai

240 :
do you have a butter ken?
yes, i doesn't.
butter ken licks my cunt.

241 :


242 :
Do you like KAN?

243 :
Kan is GOD

244 :
He is my mother.

245 :
Do you know what I am say?

246 :
eigo wakarimasen

247 :
Mother facker

248 :
http://8727.teacup.com/mingol2/chat

249 :
bich

250 :
Uooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

251 :
http://blog.goo.ne.jp/kuru0214/e/f36655d6228feca42b1f40e8beed72af/?img=c883f0cc51ffbcf055ef3a50e5af9bb4

252 :
http://www.47news.jp/CN/200902/CN2009021301000640.html&ht=450&wd=342&tbnh=94&tbnw=71

253 :
http://www.iris-pet.com/nyan/nyanko_blog/16_1.html

254 :
fack

255 :
me

256 :
Im Gyousya. otsudesu.
ttp://wan-gan.tv/index.php

257 :
And then what are we talking about?

258 :
Do the ROM!!! half years.

259 :
yes me too.

260 :
Oh! Smith was penis Why?

261 :
penis vinvin amazing

262 :
my sister's pants

263 :
>>262
Pants!? not panties? or Is your sister male?
If so, please give me your male sister.

264 :
>>1
oh miss sumisu

265 :


266 :



267 :
I LOVE ME

268 :


269 :
my penis

270 :
aaa

271 :
mikkomiko

272 :
VFJ

273 :
*

274 :
Join uuuuuuuuuuus!

275 :
join juice

276 :
come here please

277 :
Mypenisbig

278 :
otinpobazooka

279 :
vep kara kimasita

280 :
http://i.imgur.com/Obb3gKZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/VfyRf4b.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5GuMEjG.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4oOCH20.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/S1Lw2cV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/X0IkGQ5.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Z7TSpql.jpg

281 :
http://hayabusa.2ch.sc/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1371699785/

282 :
Mypenissmall

283 :
sex!sex!

284 :
fack you

285 :
m...my father is dog.

286 :
my brain is pennis

287 :
God will not allow japanese
http://www2.ezbbs.net/37/jwil/

288 :
NullPointerException

289 :2020/06/19
Gats

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('A')
('A')
I came from "VIP".
unkounko
This is a tread about 4chan.
nanda kono itaha
HAP please
dejima has been born.
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